Table Talk

Purple reign: Princess Gloria TNT has asked Prince to perform at her husband Prince Johannes's sixtieth-birthday bash at Regensburg Palace.

Hare-do: After spritzing her boss's coif between interviews with Vidal Sassoon hair spray borrowed from a Bunny, Lisa Loving, Hugh Hefner's personal secretary, confided, "Hef really uses Final Net. ''

Fashion faithfuls from Joan Rivers to John De Lorean were somewhat dazed at Azzedine Alai'a's fashion show at Palladium when it began with a ten-minute call to worship by a wailing muezzin on high.

Sting's party at Area was abuzz with the campaign to rate rock records. Mormon ex-throb Donny Osmond was against: he'd get a G, he reasoned, and nobody'd buy his records.

Pont Beige: The tasteful wrapping of the Pont Neuf raised few eyebrows in Paris. The artwork is being called, dryly, Christo's "Madame Gres. ''

O say can you believe it? Gerry Ferraro's possible reasons for running for the Senate, as told to the National Press Club, include: "Washington is a super city to work in. There are lots of super people in both the House and the Senate. ' '