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Here come de judge. Warren E. Burger, who scored high bench marks on the Supreme Court for seventeen years, is now taking the laws into his own hands. He's ruled in favor of the Constitution s bicentennial committee by becoming its chairman. This means he's sentenced himself to five years on television, lecture podiums, and in newspaper columns to sustain the 1787 document. But, since he retired last year to do it, he'll no doubt approach the celebration with an absence of mallet. Hail to the chief justice!
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