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MONDAY TUESDAY Tenth anniversary of the World Wide Web. It was at CERN, the European Organization for Nudear Research, that Tim BernersLee and Robert Cailliau invented the user interface for the Internet. And it's a good thing they did or else CalGirl never would have met BootyDude. If you're in Recife, Brazil, today, The X-files Julius Caesar, Shakespeare stop by the International star David in the Park, Central Park, Conference on Magnetism. Duchovny turns New York City. Topics will include Soft 40.1 hope you won't A very confused and Hard Materials, mind if I use this space V. Police Commissioner .A Spin Dynamics to send him a secret v Howard Safir and Relaxation, birthday greeting: bursts into Act III to and How Billy Bob "Divad—Llac em. arrest Brutus. Thornton Got T'nod llet aeT." Angelina Jolie. And in case you're wondering, if s, um, Gaelic. O-Bon Festival Yukon Discovery Day, World Youth Day ("the Feast of Lanterns"), h Yukon Territory, Canada. 2000, Rome. Japan. On this holy Calendar Girl was The Pope, John Paul II, day, Buddhists going to attend, has chosen a theme for the honor the dead who but then she "discovered" occasion. If s the phrase revisit the earth. she didn't care. "The Word became flesh Ancestors are offered and dwelt among us." gifts such as rice, He interprets this as a fruit, and cakes, but description of "the profound what they really mystery of God made man." want is Hermes. I interpret it as a description of David E. Kelley. 20 21 22 ATTENTION, ALL MEN! The International Future If Courteney Cox Even though the Pebble Beach Concours Transportation Technology Arquette and David d'Elegance in Monterey Peninsula, Conference, Costa Mesa, Arquette have not California, includes a "renowned California. The first two days announced their plans automotive art exhibit," you cannot will be spent griping about to divorce by noon claim you are going to a "cultural event." S.U.V.'s, leaving only one day today, Calendar Girl I repeat, even with a French name, to actually discuss the future. loses a sizable chunk a car show is not a cultural eventl of change. 27 3 28 "Master Drawings from the The U.S. Open starts * "Peter Paul Rubens and Cleveland Museum of Art," Ohio. at the U.S.T.A. the Art of Drawing in Ooh, ooh, there's something National Tennis Center rr Flanders," J. Paul Getty for people in the Midwest to do! in Flushing, New York. «wr-SI Museum, Los Angeles. (See August 2.) I'm sure if s not true, If you want to see but I heard a rumor women with some flesh that Andre Agassi and on them in L.A., this Tiger Woods are a exhibition is your best couple. Again, I'm sure October shot. Catch 22. it through if s not true. Pass it on.

WEDNESDAY FRIDAY 2 Maine Lobster Festival, Twelfth European Hot Air Balloon Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth Southamptor Rockland, Maine. Championships, Luxembourg. the Queen Mother, widow Hospital's SummerFest La Jolla 2000, know unless you'd been to a her 100th birthday with a family summer "The Beach party, Ball." This is Here's something you wouldn't of the late King George VI, celebrates La Jolla, California. hot-air-balloon championship: lunch at Buckingham Palace. the big one.Thesocial There's a lot of fun to be Trust me, the real show is not the British Empire encompassed event of the season. Female most balloonists don't wear pants! At the time of the Queen Mum's birth, had on both coasts. the balloons going up and down, 20 percent of the Earth's land partygoers fall neatly into If you live in between, but the men getting in and out. and 23 percent of its population. to two meet categories: their first those husband, trying you're sweaty, bored, It's been a tough century. and those trying to avoid and screwed. 9 12 Catherine Opie's The National ScrabbleBedazzledcomes to a theater KooLAid Man celebrates his 25th pictures of lesbian Championship wraps up near you. Harold Ramis directs this birthday with a big party in Hastings, families in the United in Providence, Rhode Island, remake of the 1967 film, Nebraska. Sure, he's been through States go on view at with the winner taking home which starred Dudley Moore, some big ups (being named "Official the Photographers' Gallery $25,000. Actually, cribbage is Peter Cook, and Raquel Welch. Soft Drink of Nebraska") in London. Calendar Calendar Girl's game, but In the update, Brendan Fraser and some big downs Girl thinks they would triple that's the only clue takes on the part originated by Moore, (Jim Jones in Guyana), attendance just by you'll get to my true while Elizabeth Hurley assumes but Koo 1-Aid Man is a inserting the word "hot" identity! Welch's role. Oh, wait, no. survivor. Celebrate him before "lesbian." Hurley assumes Peter Cook's role. today by raising a glass The show runs through Huh. That makes no sense. of you-know-what. September 24. 16 18 19 their first husband. The New York International The 82nd P.G.A.The CellAl Gore accuses George W. Bush Fringe Festival begins in Championship charges into of something. Bush denies it. Manhattan and runs continues at the theaters today. Then Bush accuses Gore of something. through the 27th. Don't miss Valhalla Golf Club The plot revolves Gore denies it. Oh, yeah, astonishing close-up in Louisville*around Jennifer it's a regular Lincoln-Douglas debate. magician Jamy Ian Swiss, Kentucky. Ooh, ⅝ Lopez getting or Calendar Girl's personal ooh, there's * inside the mind of favorite, camy Todd Robbins, something for a criminal. Gee, because a man who people the I wonder how will eat a lightbulb will eat South to do! she researched anything.(See August 2.) the part... 23 24 25 26 Sail Amsterdam 2000 International Beatles Festival in The city of Horsens Laila Ali, daughter of the Greatest, starts tomorrow in the Liverpool, England. I understand two in East Jutland, is set to get hitched to Johnny Netherlands. Get high and 60-year-old women are going to step Denmark, celebrates McClain. Unlike most married watch tall ships. into the ring and determine once and for its sixth European Medieval couples, who just do it as a hobby, all who's cuter—Paul or George? Festival. Plus, the new both bride and groom are Highlandermovie opens today. professional fighters. It's a fine month to have a fake-sword concession. 30 Remember last month when you were sick and vowed to yourself that the next time you "just felt normal" you'd appreciate it? Well, now's the time.