Vanities

OUT & IN

March 2003
Vanities
OUT & IN
March 2003

OUT & IN

Another season of Friends

ANTICIPATED EVENT

Trent Lott's toast at Strom Thurmond's 101st birthday party

Mexico

DESTINATION

Africa

Last Tuesday

PROBABLE DAY FOR INVASION OF IRAQ

Next Thursday

Participants in Cheney's energy task force

DIE-HARD CONSPIRACY OBSESSION

Kissinger's client list

All-protein

DIET

Tapeworm

"Crack is whack."

805-CATCHPHRASE COMEBACK

"Trickle-down economics"

Playing in a band

HIPSTER RITE OF PASSAGE

Making a documentary

E!

CABKE BETWORK

C-SPAN

S.U.V. drivers

"EVILDOERS"

Smokers

Senator

POLITICAL JOB

Speechwriter

Lobbyist

JOB FOR FAILED POLITICO

Writer on The West Wing

Movie reviewer for Playboy

JOB FOR FAILED JOURNALIST

Blogger

Pool

BAR GAME

Darts

Ascot

IRONIC NECKWEAR

Bow tie

E-mail

CORRESPONDENCE

Postcards

Match.com

ON-LINE PICKUP SPOT

Jailb abes.com

Michael Jackson

"IT" DAD

RAEL

Hotel

DINNER-PARTY SOUNDTRACK

Reggae