GUILTY PLEASURE THE LONGEST YARD

Starring: Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Nelly, Burt Reynolds. Direcfod by: Peter Segnl for Purzmmum. Huddle up: May 27. O.K., here's the play: Pro quarterback Paul Crewe (Sundler) and former college champion and coach Nate Scurboro (Reynolds) are doing time in the joint when they're asked to put together a team of in mates to take on the cruel and crooked gtutrds. Special hoof: Reynolds. who carried the original film as the swashbuckling Crewe, returns in the remake. this time as the coach. Indusfry question: Granted. this was one of the best sports movies of all time who could resist Rcynolds's final, Peekinpah-like quarter back sncak? about did it really need a remake? Tight end: Szmdler as sexy quancrback with extra-large cojones? You decide. Trend alert: Whats next-North Dallas Furry with Owen Wilson?

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