What They Were Thinking

Brian Frazer

Prince Harry

JANUARY II, 2005 23%Dress up as giant panda. 25%Blow off party and see Million Dollar Baby in Leicester Square. 36%Wear swastika on arm and pretend to be Nazi. 10%Borrow Grandmum's gown and dress up as her. 6%Buy Nixon mask.

Monica Lewinsky

NOVEMBER I, 1995 76%Hook up with Bill. 15%Hook up with Al. 6%Hook up with Secret Service guy (tall reciheoded one). 3%Finish crumb cake in fridge.

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Dennis Kozlowski

JANUARY II, 1999 46%Buy $6000 shower curtain. 18%Buy $3000 shower curtain and $3000 bar of soap. 25%Buy $2000 shower curtain and $4000 hooker. 11%Order new checks with sunsets.

Lindsay Lohan

APRIL 9, 2005 17%Go to Boston to see The Gates. 21%Stick chest out for Dad's parole officer. 31%Stop TiVo-ing Fez's stuff. 7%Find out if lom Honks is married. 24%Remember to drink on empty stomach tonight.