Vanities

Celebrity Step-by-Step

November 2006
Vanities
Celebrity Step-by-Step
November 2006

Celebrity Step-by-Step

7his Month: HOW TO WRITE OFF PROFESSIONAL MISCONDUCT AS "EXHAUSTION"

Carouse into the wee hours. Drink, ingest, and/or engage in sexual activity to excess.

Oversleep. Miss your on-set call time. This lends truth to the claim that you are "exhausted "!

Ask agent or manager to run interference with the studio, citing family pressures and general frailty.

Recuperate with Frappuccino®, day-trip to Malibu.