SKETCHBOOK: EL GRECO WALKS INTO A BAR

MARK SUMMERS

El Greco walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face

Picasso walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why so blue?"

Toulouse-Lautrec walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then adds, "Can I pay you tomorrow—I'm a little short today."

Henry Moore walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "You need another drink like you need a hole in the head."

Andy Warhol walks into a bar and asks, "Can I use the can?"

George Segal walks into a bar with one of his sculptures. Bartender says, "I'll serve you but not your friend—he already looks plastered."

Christo walks into a bar and starts draping everything in orange silk. Bartender says, "Hey, there's a $10 cover charge."

M. C. Escher walks into a bar and M. C. Escher walks into a bar and M. C. Escher walks into a bar and ...

Van Gogh walks into a bar. Bartender asks what he wants. Van Gogh says, " ... What?"

Jackson Pollock walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer—oh yeah, and a mop."

Edvard Munch walks into a bar and says, "CAN I GET A DRINK!"

Thomas Eakins walks into a bar with an oar over his shoulder. Bartender says, "Are you out of your skull?"