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Celebrity Step-by-Step
THIS MONTH: HOW TO SLOUGH OFF A BOY-BAND PAST AND GAIN R&B CRED
Have a barber shear your curls, leaving a close crop that resembles that of an African-American.
Enlist an African-American producer to be your new friend and collaborator, EMINDE* Cut all ties to overbearing childhood Svengalis.
Cultivate facial hair, sexually experienced older woman.
Work as many variants of the words sex and sexy as possible into the lyrics and titles of your new oeuvre.
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