Vanities

IN CHARACTER ... STARRING JOAN ALLEN

September 2007
Vanities
IN CHARACTER ... STARRING JOAN ALLEN
September 2007

IN CHARACTER ... STARRING JOAN ALLEN

HOWARD SCHATZ

1. You're an heiress whose much younger husband is having an affair with a still-younger woman, at the mirror contemplating a face-lift.

2. You're the first woman to be secretary of defense, having your first in-person encounter with the head of the Joint Chiefs, who, the day before, told CNN that you're "a really cute gal."

3. You're the ferocious head of a major ad agency, berating a V.P. who's failed to land the Cialis account, and you're screaming, "You're so limp, you oughta be theposter boy for that stuff!"