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IN CHARACTER ... STARRING JOAN ALLEN
HOWARD SCHATZ
1. You're an heiress whose much younger husband is having an affair with a still-younger woman, at the mirror contemplating a face-lift.
2. You're the first woman to be secretary of defense, having your first in-person encounter with the head of the Joint Chiefs, who, the day before, told CNN that you're "a really cute gal."
3. You're the ferocious head of a major ad agency, berating a V.P. who's failed to land the Cialis account, and you're screaming, "You're so limp, you oughta be theposter boy for that stuff!"
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