Vanities

IN CHARACTER... STRING MICHAEL IMPERIOLI

December 2009 Howard Schatz
Vanities
IN CHARACTER... STRING MICHAEL IMPERIOLI
December 2009 Howard Schatz

IN CHARACTER... STRING MICHAEL IMPERIOLI

HOWARD SCHATZ

l. You’ve been told you need to make an appointment at the computer store’s Brainiac Bar, and you’re retorting, “Look, it don’t take no brainiac to figure out this thing is freakin’ broker

2. You’re a Baghdad father whose young son has been surrounded by U.S. soldiers after he accidentally popped his soccer ball—and you’re screaming, “No! Don’t shoot! He’s a boy!”

3. You’ve softly rear-ended the car in front of you in a traffic jam, and you’re trying to ward off its charging, seemingly coked-up driver by saying, “Easy, easy!”