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l. You're the office toady, having a dutiful laugh over your boss's latest racist joke—and all too aware that everyone else at work hates you.
2.You're a Miss Universe finalist in the nanosecond between being named fifth runner-up and remembering to flash your best I'm-so-happy smile.
3. You're the school doofus, blissfully unaware that your having just been named prom king is a cruel, Came-style stunt by your classmates.
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