THE LONELY ISLAND

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JORMA TACCONE, ANDY SAM BERG, AKIVA SCHAFFER

I don't understand how they fit so many jokes into each piece. Somehow they do hundreds of them, in quick succession, and they make their shorts in two or three days for almost no money. I burn through thousands of dollars for a decent line reading. When they made it to Saturday Night Live, in 2005 (Samberg as a performer-writer, Schaffer and Taccone as writers), they accomplished so much, whether it was "Lazy Sunday" or "Dick in a Box," or the one with Pee-wee Herman on a rampage. Now that they've left S.N.L., it's time for them to make a movie. I don't need to produce it. I just want to see it. Although, sure, I'll produce it. Call me: 310-774-1926.

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