LET'S MAKE A BETTER RIDE

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An exclusive preview of the New York City subway's "Courtesy Counts—on the Inside, Too" posters

TEDDY WAYNE I

You're a Different Person Now Remember that time in eighth grade when you tripped in front of the whole school at an assembly? You're the only one who does-let it go.

Craving Chocolate with Almonds and Sea Salt? The subway is for transportation, not hungering for sugary-salty snacks. Fantasize about a healthy piece of fruit instead.

Rent or Buy? The idea of buying real estate freaks you out. Clearly, you're afraid of embracing adulthood.

That Online-University Ad We don't want to judge, but this thing to our immediate right is a total rip-off. Just don't do it-please.

Professional Jealousy? We've all been there, stewing over the rewards we feel should have come our way. But Jake works harder than you. He's more talented, too. Stop stewing-some people just have it (Jake) and some don't (you).

Your Grudge Against Julie Yes, she said some things she shouldn't have Saturday night, but she was super-drunk. Forgiveness is a choice.