Vanities

Daughters of the AMERICAN REVOLUTION

November 2020
Vanities
Daughters of the AMERICAN REVOLUTION
November 2020

Daughters of the AMERICAN REVOLUTION

Tiffany Trump, as she made clear in her Republican National Convention speech, has drunk her dad's Kool-Aid. Other GOP daughters? Not so much. Here, a spectrum of filial piety.

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OUTSPOKEN LIBERALS, PARTY-LINE CONSERVATIVES, and everyone in between.

DAUGHTERS

AGE

15

38

31

38

26

27

CLAIM TO FAME

Viral TikTok account

Leaked texts

Kamala Harris fangirl

First twins

Not Charlotte

Self-appointed rich kid of Instagram

OCCUPATION

High school student

Filmmaker

"Director, actor, writer, and weirdo"

Cohost of Today With Hoda and Jenna; cofounder of Global Health Corps

Ficmcée; Yale Law grad

Job-seeking Georgetown Law grad

EXPRESSION OF REBELLION

Pushing for emancipation

Renouncing the family name

Voting for Obama

Registering as independents

Attending Yale Law

Wearing a blue pantsuit at the RNC

ENERGY

Chaotic good

Chaotic neutral

Lawful good

Neutral good

Lawful evil

Chaotic evil

LIKELY INHERITANCE

Couple's therapy

Ukrainian blood money

Dentures

Portrait of Barney the Scottish terrier

Chastity belt

Crippling debt

FICTIONAL AVATAR

Carrie White

Carmen Sandiego

Luna Lovegood

Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield

Tracy Flick

Karen Smith

NOTEWORTHY QUOTE

"there is no one who hates @realDonaldTrump more than me"

"Dad and Trump are literally living in the same building and mom says they go up and down all day long hanging and plotting together."

"Back to back Kamala pics #sorrynotsorry"

"This moment.. .feels a little frightening, because I'm nervous to have the TV on to hear some of the rhetoric that is coming from the highest position." —Jenna Bush

. .the person I get the most respect from is my dad... he tells me so many times, 'I am proud of you for having your own opinions and looking into things.'

"I don't know what it's like to have a typical father figure."

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