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Tiffany Trump, as she made clear in her Republican National Convention speech, has drunk her dad's Kool-Aid. Other GOP daughters? Not so much. Here, a spectrum of filial piety.
Vanities /The Hive
OUTSPOKEN LIBERALS, PARTY-LINE CONSERVATIVES, and everyone in between.
DAUGHTERS
AGE
15
38
31
38
26
27
CLAIM TO FAME
Viral TikTok account
Leaked texts
Kamala Harris fangirl
First twins
Not Charlotte
Self-appointed rich kid of Instagram
OCCUPATION
High school student
Filmmaker
"Director, actor, writer, and weirdo"
Cohost of Today With Hoda and Jenna; cofounder of Global Health Corps
Ficmcée; Yale Law grad
Job-seeking Georgetown Law grad
EXPRESSION OF REBELLION
Pushing for emancipation
Renouncing the family name
Voting for Obama
Registering as independents
Attending Yale Law
Wearing a blue pantsuit at the RNC
ENERGY
Chaotic good
Chaotic neutral
Lawful good
Neutral good
Lawful evil
Chaotic evil
LIKELY INHERITANCE
Couple's therapy
Ukrainian blood money
Dentures
Portrait of Barney the Scottish terrier
Chastity belt
Crippling debt
FICTIONAL AVATAR
Carrie White
Carmen Sandiego
Luna Lovegood
Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield
Tracy Flick
Karen Smith
NOTEWORTHY QUOTE
"there is no one who hates @realDonaldTrump more than me"
"Dad and Trump are literally living in the same building and mom says they go up and down all day long hanging and plotting together."
"Back to back Kamala pics #sorrynotsorry"
"This moment.. .feels a little frightening, because I'm nervous to have the TV on to hear some of the rhetoric that is coming from the highest position." —Jenna Bush
. .the person I get the most respect from is my dad... he tells me so many times, 'I am proud of you for having your own opinions and looking into things.'
"I don't know what it's like to have a typical father figure."
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