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My funny Valentine

February 1985
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My funny Valentine
February 1985

My funny Valentine,

sweet comic Vlentine, you make me smile with my heart...

Your looks are laughable, unphotographable, yet, you're my fav'rite work of art...

Is your figure less than Greek; is your mouth a little weak, when you open it to speak, are you smart? ...

But don't change a hair for me, not if you care for me, stay, little Valentine, stay! Each day is Valentine's day.