Hunter S. Thompson

Social Study

Gonzo journalism's granddad (and sole survivor), Hunter S. Thompson strikes again with Better than Sex, a recollection of loathsome Campaign '92. This month he also casts a bleary eye on V.F.'s Proust Questionnaire

Which historical figure do you most identify with?

Marquis de Sade.

Which living person do you most admire?

Richard Nixon—despite rumors of his death.

What is the trait you most deplore in others?

Greed and dumbness.

What is your greatest extravagance?

The money I spend on the physical love of animals.

What is your favorite journey?

Racing the stoplights on Park Avenue in a fast car at four o'clock in the morning.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

Moderation.

On what occasion do you lie?

To the police.

What is your greatest regret?

The destruction by greedheads of the once honorable Woody Creek Tavern.

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?

To get rid of my evil son.

If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?

I have no choice (and neither do you). I have been here many times for many reasons and I will be here after you leave. I am Lono.

Where would you like to live?

In the Place of Refuge on the south Kona coast.

What is your most marked characteristic?

A tortured, honky-tonk smile.

Who is your favorite hero of fiction?

Dracula.

Who are your heroes in real life?

Hal Haddon [lawyer, Gary Hart's campaign manager], Morris Dees [civil-rights activist], Nina Hartley [pom star], Jacques Cousteau [undersea explorer].

How would you like to die?

Explode.

What is your motto?

"Res Ipsa Loquitur."