Intelligence Report

Your up-to-the-minute briefing on life in the nation's capital

LOBBYIST

PUNDIT

STEPHANOPOLI

HILL STAFFER

PRESIDENT

LIVES AT...

Potomac. Maryland

Cleveland Park

Dupont Circle

Crystal City, Virginia

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

LAST JOB

Congressman

Hostess at Gn1|fish

Petsona! traine!r

V Tri-Delta msh chair at \ Emoty University

Obscure local '_ politician

ROLE MODEL

J. R. Ewing

Siskel and Ebert

Sidney Falco

Ainanda Woodward

Warren Beatty

ROMANTIC STATUS

Second marriage to intent

"I'm focusing 'on my career"

Don't ask, don't tell

Single, looking to many

"named"

LUNCH

McCormick & Schmicks

Peanut-butter I >owerBar

Dirksen Servery curly fries

Sausage ", " on Truman Balcony

DINNER

Ihe Palm

Siuloun at Tony Blanldey's

Wrapworks and two Mct~Rx shakes

The Bombay CH) 1?.

NIGHTCLUB

The Jockey Club

Crush

Music City Roadhouse

SEEKS AFFAIR WITH...

Senator Fted Thompson

Anne Heche

"man boss"

Anything with big hair and no atoney

DESIGNER

Brooks Brothers

BCBG Max Azria

Giorgio Armani ►

Ann Taylor

Tommy Hilfiger

ACCESSORY

Coach portfolmiuow'

vi leopard-mint cell-phone holder

"Secure" beepet

Big yallah neck scatf

Distinguishing dzaractetistic

PERK

Gets to write America's laws

Gets to quit day job

The "toaster," desktop presidential-locator device

Riding in the "members" elevator

All you can eat

HAIR

Snap-on hair and manicure at Allous

llighlimed blow-and-go ' from lemme at Cristophe

Kinky top at Okyo

Bob cut from Bubblcs

"mu Man" special from Cristophe

Reception-room cheese cubes

Salted rice cakes with Shedd's Spread

Bionic mango smoothie with with bee-pollen bee-pollen spike spike

Jalapeno poppers

Reddi-wip shots

JUNK FOOD

ASPIRATION

A Cabinet position

J three-pictute deal

President George . . . Ptesidem Rahm . . . etc., etc.

"Mr. President. mah boss"

The 19 men who own the world

* Brian Williams

The president

Navy waiter from White House Mess

•* David Geffen

BIG COOL FRIEND

LITTLE BUDDY

Majority leader

Grover Norquisl v QR

Pater Mandclson

Dip kid

Al Gore

Didn't I see you from my chopper?

"Can you believe MSNBC won t cover collagen?

PICKUP LINE

"Want to see where pomhitme? .

⅛ a yard of anything!" . At

. r, in the Situation Room?

TRYST SPOT

Mistress's apartment J at the Watergate

"Social Safeway

Kramerbooks, religion section

On the desk

Marine One cargo hold

Burning Tree

CLUB/MEMBERSHIP

r Girls of the N.R.A.

Washington Sports Club

Young Republicans

Asia Society

SLOGAN

"I'm just exercising my constitutional right to petition"

"They say cokie's_0 Rating is

"let's look at that 1 anothet way"

"I'll do anything to help mah boss help Amen'ca!"

"Not one of these allegations} has been proven"

RICHARD RUSHFIELD

ADAM LEFF