OUT & IN

Segway

STALLED "NEXT BIG THING"

Andrew Cuomo

Unnecessary, punctuation; on menus!

GRAMMAR PET PEEVE

Quotation marks as ironic "literary" device

Dave Eggers'

AUTHOR

Dave Eggers

Salmon

FISH

Halibut

Caramel macchiato

ANNOYING HOT DRINK

Soy chai latte

Euro

CURRENCY

Canadian dollar

Checking into rehab

CELBE ATTENTION GETTER

Dating a Latino

Lasik surgery

VISION CORRECTION

Wearing glasses

Jack Black

FUNNYMAN BACKLASH

Jimmy Fallon

Big Brother

EMBARRASSING REALITY TV

Last Call with Carson Daly

Shoulder pads

80S FASHION COMEBACK

Leg warmers

Gulf War

SEQUEL

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Costa Rica

SAFE HAVEN

New Zealand

Blender

MUSIC RAG

Spin

French

FUNNY ACCENT

Russian

Mole sprouts

FRIGHTENNING FACIAL HAIR

Unibrow

Mom

MOM

Dad's "friend," Joseph

Shock jock

OCCUPATION

In-and-out-list "writer"

•What can wc say? He's a postmodern guy who managed to go out the moment he came back in.