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Intelligence Report: HAMPTONS SOCIETY WEDDING
VANITIES
JOB
Asia Society hospitality coordinator
Investment banker at Allen & Company
C.E.O., Fortune No. 501
Lifestyle guru
"Just don't embarrass the family."
Publicist
LINEAGE
Hamptons Blue Book since 1998
Hamptons Blue Book since 1922
If people know, they aren't talking
86 Elm Place, Nutley, N.J.
Parents live next door to the bride's father
Father bought on Lily Pond Lane in 1989
ALMA MATER
Frédéric Fekkai and Kevyn Aucoin
Smith
Frédéric Fekkai and Kevyn Aucoin
Hamilton
Budapest Technical University
His third wife, a tennis pro
Barnard
Sexually ambiguous traveling companion
Simmons
Robert Isabell
Jonathan Becker
Brown
CAME WITH...
Best man, an Allen & Company senior associate
LOCAL DINNER SPOT
Red Bar
Southampton Bathing Corp. back veranda
Nick & Toni's
Easthampton Bowl (model night)
LOCAL HANGOUT
Basilico
Shinnecock
The Palm
Stockroom of Bridgehampton Kmart
Barrister'S
Doughnut counter at Dreesen's
Sant Ambroeus
Conscience Point Inn
BEST-KEPT SECRET
Recreational-lesbian years at Smith
Writing off wedding as business entertainment
How much she was paid to attend
Annulled marriage to her father's boat keeper
Wasn't actually invited
MOMENT IN THE SPOTLIGHT
Purging her bite of wedding cake in bushes
Toasting the bride with self-composed rap
Throwing everyone out at II
Grand entrance
Firing the valetparking service
Feeling up bride's father on dance floor
CAUSE FOR STRESS
Didn't make "Vows" column in New York Times
Vera Wang
Right-temple Propecia rash
Avoiding wives Nos. 1 and 2
How to sneak out by nine
Electric shocks from headset
Grass stains
ATTIRE
Ralph Lauren Purple Label
Zegna
Giorgio Armani
Eileen Fisher
Lizzie Grubman, pre-accident
Roberto Cavalli
ROLE MODEL(S)
Princess MarieChantal of Greece
Dubya
George Soros
Edith Wharton and David Rockefeller
Martha Stewart
AFTERNOON SNACK
Botox
Necco Wafers from Bridgehampton Candy Kitchen
Half a Carvel Cookie Puss
Slice of Peruvian Chocolate Jubilee bombe left over from photo shoot
Triple chocolate dip monster cone from Snowflake
Fifteen low-fat Better Baker chocolate-chip cookies from Barefoot Contessa
PICKUP LINE
"If you mess this up, Daddy's people will kill you."
"I couldn't take my eyes off you all ceremony."
"This tent costs more than you make in a decade."
helicopter "I'm flying to my Reykjavik new helicopter to Reykjavik tomorrow."
"I've got 14 minutes until I have to cue the doves."
"I can't believe I'm still standing up."
TRYST SPOT
Parrish Art Museum Roman Sculpture Garden
Peconic Beverage warehouse
Cozy Cabins
Telling her table, "This is the most beautiful Bar Mitzvah ever."
Back of her Suburban
The Studio hair salon
"They backed down on the Rolling Stones cover band."
Stage collapsing during Boys Choir of Harlem performance
Dressing room at Tennis East
LOW MOMENT
Realizing six bridesmaids and a cater-waiter are exes of groom
Accidentally tipping father of the bride
Pocketing the tip
The next morning
FAVORITE THING ABOUT COUPLE
"We look just like Brad and Jennifer."
"Her family's not at all what you think they'd be like."
"His family's real big out here, right?"
Agreed to be photographed for 25 pages in the fall "Weddings" issue
"I did them both."
RICHARD RUSHFIELD
ADAM LEFF
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