The White House WASHINGTON

"Bush has the reputation of preferring short memos and short presentations by staff." - CNN

Laura sez. "Oh, Bushie, you're one handsome devil!"

July 1, 2005

To: POTUS

From: National-Security Staff

Subject: Presidential Daily Briefing

Good morning again, Mr.

While you were out on your

this morning, a

went off course and threatened the

Fortunately,

was having

L at a secure location (

But don't worry,

had a converSatiotl

with the pilot (

).

!

............................

Meanwhile, according to the

has

nukes,

ahs at least

of them, and

is reporting that last night

wore

instead of]

Additionally,

is still in the

and the

still hasn't confirmed

known by you as

-man"

!

.................................

ACTION ITEMS: Using the large black crayon in your upper right-hand drawer, please

your choice.

(1) Military-base closings. Please select one:

or

?

(2) New tunes for your

:

or

?

(3) Lunch:

or

?

Respectfully submitted.

Your National-Security Team

Karl sez: "It's almost vacation time, Mr. President!

P.S.

has invited you to go

He said, "The trip is on me."

BRUCE FEIRSTEIN