Vanities

GENERATION GAPS

November 2015 Bruce Feirstein
Vanities
GENERATION GAPS
November 2015 Bruce Feirstein

GENERATION GAPS

Seventy years after the end of W.W. II, 50 years after the Beatles at Shea, 20 years after the birth of AOL, 10 years after YouTube, and 3 years after "Call Me Maybe," Vaninity Fair charts the latest generational divides—and the state of our psychic disunion

BRUCE FEIRSTEIN

GENERATION

iGEN

MILLENNIALS

GENX

BABY-BOOMERS

GREATEST

GENERATION

YEAR OF BIRTH

After 2000

1980-2000

1965-1979

1946-1964

Before the end of W.W. II

WHICH MAKES THEM HOW OLD?

0-14

15-35

36-50

51-69 (but they lie)

70 +

LIFE-ALTERING

EVENT

Release of the iPhone 6

Free Wi-Fi

9/11

First time they tried pot

First time they laid eyes on a '55 Ford Thunderbird

CURRENT LIVING SITUATION

Down the hall from Mom and Dad

Sharing an apartment in Brooklyn

Priced out of Brooklyn, considering Los Angeles

Back in the city, baby!

Using a revers mortagage to provide shelter for feckless offspring

HOW DO THEY GET AROUND?

Mom's Prius

Lyft

Dreaming about that '55 T-Bird

Soon-to-be-

repossessed

BMW

Handmade Dutch bicycle

TRUSTED NEWS SOURCE

YouTube

Twitter

John Oliver

Dan Rather Brian Williams

Dead

trees

PREFERRED MODE OF COMMUNICATION

Snapchat

Selfies

Text

Lawsuits

Guilt-inducing phone calls

ICON

Ariana Grande

Mark Zuckerberg

Kurt Cobain

Howard Stern

Harry Truman

SOCIAL NETWORK THEY ABANDONED FACEBOOK FOR

Instagram

Tinder

Linkedln

Match.com

The Rotary Club

ENTERTAINMENT

EXPENDITURE

$26.95 on Minecraft

$900 on Coachella

$2,000 on Burning Man

$5,000 on "Platinum" tix to the Rolling Stones

$35 on Oklahoma at community dinner theater

MONEY-

DRAINING

ADDICTION

Mobile-game

upgrades

Second home

G.O.P. fund-raising e-mails

Limited-edition Nikes

Superhero collectibles on ebay

GET-RICH-QUICK

SCHEME

Create a video game

Invent an app

Sell something to Yahoo

Flipping houses

Fracking

SIGNIFICANT CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY

Being Common Core guinea pigs

Trigger warnings and micro-aggressions

Artisanal

pickles

The bong

Defeating Hitler

DEFINING

CONDITION

Peanut-allergic

Gluten-intolerant

Attention-deficit-

disordered

Erectile-

dysfunctional

Permanently

aggrieved

Low batteries

Everybody doesn't get a trophy?

How to pay off grad-school loans

No longer being the center of the universe

America,

2015

DEEPEST FEAR

AND, FINNALY, THE KEY QUESTION OF THEIR LIVES

What's a

landline?

What's a career?

What's the point?

Where's the Viagra?

Where the fuck did we go so very, very wrong?

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