Vanities

Celebrity Step-by-Step

October 2006
Vanities
Celebrity Step-by-Step
October 2006

Celebrity Step-by-Step This Month: HOW TO DISEMBARK FROM A LUXURY VEHICLE WHILE FLASHING ONE'S GENITALS TO THE PAPARAZZI

Wear a skirt or dress whose hemline falls mid-thigh while in the standing position. Omit underwear and stockings from wardrobe.

Wear calf-high boots to create striking counterpoint to nether regions.

Let skirt or dress ride up to top of thighs while seated in vehicle.

After vehicle comes to a halt and bodyguard opens car door, pivot hips parallel to door. Wait a beat before standing up.