Help the Warmongers Help Themselves

A VANITIES COVER-FLAP Public Service

ANDREW HEARST

Magazine publishers often send their newsstand editions into the world IVI with "cover flaps" that tease the contents within. This is a handy way to pique the interest of passersby. But a cover flap can also be useful as an agent of mischief and lighthearted political agitation. Here, Vanities provides you with a fake flap you can attach to any copy of The Weekly Standard. Simply follow the instructions below:

1. Cut and fold where indicated.

2. Hurry to a newsstand. Pick up the latest issue of The Weekly Standard. Wrap folded page around spine of magazine.

3. Return magazine to rack.

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OKAY. FINE. WE ADMIT IT:

THE IRAQ

WAR WAS

A MISTAKE

AND GEORGE W. BUSH IS SO STUPID HE SCARES EVEN US

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