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Vanities
What if...
Vanities
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SANTA'S WORKSHOP WERE A Terrorist Cell?
DEC. 8
Elf spells out specifics of his jihad in Fridge Phonics magnets.
DEC.12
David Milch pitches HBO pilot Injidelf.
DEC.19
HBO exec says Infidelf star Tony Shalhoub will "definitely win a statue."
DEC. 22
Elf plans to take down the grid via the formula RUDOLPH'S NOSE + WATER SUPPLY.
DEC. 24
Department of Homeland Security official expresses concern about unusual amount of extremely high-pitched "chatter."
DEC. 30
Workshop is relocated to a cage in Gitmo.
HENRY ALFORD
