ARE YOU A CELEBRITY?

These days, with the popularity of reality-TV shows and the Internet, it's getting harder and harder to distinguish between average citizens and bona fide celebrities. So we've devised a quiz to help you determine which camp you're in. Ten points for each correct answer

TAKE THE QUIZ!

1. It's a good idea to name your firstborn child after

C (A) a parent or grandparent C (*) a beloved family friend C (C) a type of fruit

2. You've been feeling exhausted. You

C(A) vow to go to bed earlier C (■) settle in for an afternoon nap C (C) check into a hospital and issue a press statement

3. Children in developing nations

C (A) have it tough C (B) benefit from our donations P (C) are easy to adopt

4. Your best friend is

P (A) someone you've known since high school

C B) your dog P (C) Woody Harrelson

5. Your parents

P (A) did the best they could under the circumstances P (B) were great role models P (C) are on your payroll

6. A good hobby is

P (A) stamp collecting P (B) golf

P (C) flying your own 707

7. You cry whenever

P (A) you think of how quickly time is passing

P (B) you see homeless people P (C) Brett Ratner makes you do another take

8. Illegal drugs

P (A) are a menace to society

P (B) cost the U.S. billions of dollars a year

P (C) make life bearable

9. You've gained weight. You get

P (A) depressed

P (B) motivated to take better care of yourself P (C) a book contract with Judith Regan and a show on E!

10. After a night of passion, you

P (A) tell the whole world you're in love P (B) feel a warm glow all over P (C) create a shell company to sell the DVD

11. Your idea of fun is

P (A) Space Mountain at Disney World P (B) a day at the seashore P (C) pole-dancing with Kate Moss at three A.M.

12. Members of the Teamsters Union

P (A) are hardworking P (B) may have had a hand in Jimmy Hofla's disappearance P (C) saw you naked on set

13. A good place to hold a birthday party for your eight-year-old daughter is

P (A) a bowling alley P (B) a skating rink P (C) the Grill

14. The last book you read was

P (A) The Da Vinci Code P (B) Anna Karenina P (C) Dianetics

15. You feel so alive and ecstatic. You're

P (A) watching your favorite team win the big game

P (B) finally getting married P (C) at Barry Diller's brunch

16. You're having trouble with your computer. You

P (A) take it back to the shop for repairs

P (B call the customer-service line P (C) make your assistant cry

17. Your friends say you've been grouchy lately. You

P (A) apologize for any distress you may have caused them P B) explain that you've been under a lot of stress P (C) fire them

18. You're playing checkers in a bathrobe. You must be

! P (A) relaxing with your kids on a Sunday afternoon P (B) getting through a rainy day in the country with friends p(C)in rehab

19. After Hurricane Katrina hit, you

i P (A) watched the TV coverage with real sadness

; P (B) sent a check to the Red Cross P (C) patrolled the French Quarter with an AK-47

20. When you hear the name "Harvey," you

P (A) think. That's a funny name

[ P (B) are reminded of that

old Jimmy Stewart movie P (C) quiver

21.Animals

I P (A) are a sign of God's bounty H (B) can make good pets when tame P (C) must not be harmed during the making of a motion picture

JIM WINDOLF