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The White House WASHINGTON
To: POTUS From: National-Security Staff Subject: Presidential Daily Briefing
July 15, 2006
To: POTUS
From: National-Security Staff
Subject: Presidential Daily Briefing
Good morning, Mr. _____ ! _____
It's almost _____ !! It won't be long till you climb on _____ and head back to _____, where you can pull on those _____, pick up a _____, and start _____ again. Congrats! Even _____ says you deserve a long vacation! _____
In _____ news, _____ still wants to destroy _____, gas prices are _____, your approval ratings are _____, and the environment {_____} is still going to _____ in a _____. _____
But on the bright _____ side, _____ is cheering your new _____ and your efforts to clean up _____. With God's help, this too will soon be yet another _____!!!
ACTION ITEMS: Using the large black crayon in your upper right-hand drawer, please circle your choices
(1) New wiretap targets: _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ or _____ _____ ?
(2) Lunch: _____ or _____ ?
Respectfully submitted,
Your National-Security Team
PS: As you may be aware, {DECISION _____} midterm elections are coming up and we're in danger of losing the _____. _____ wants to know if there's somewhere {_____} you'd like to invade. _____ Or should we just let _____ be the decider?
Bruce Feirstein
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