Vanities

The White House WASHINGTON

August 2006 Bruce Feirstein
Vanities
The White House WASHINGTON
August 2006 Bruce Feirstein

The White House WASHINGTON

To: POTUS From: National-Security Staff Subject: Presidential Daily Briefing

July 15, 2006

To: POTUS

From: National-Security Staff

Subject: Presidential Daily Briefing

Good morning, Mr. _____ ! _____

It's almost _____ !! It won't be long till you climb on _____ and head back to _____, where you can pull on those _____, pick up a _____, and start _____ again. Congrats! Even _____ says you deserve a long vacation! _____

In _____ news, _____ still wants to destroy _____, gas prices are _____, your approval ratings are _____, and the environment {_____} is still going to _____ in a _____. _____

But on the bright _____ side, _____ is cheering your new _____ and your efforts to clean up _____. With God's help, this too will soon be yet another _____!!!

ACTION ITEMS: Using the large black crayon in your upper right-hand drawer, please circle your choices

(1) New wiretap targets: _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ or _____ _____ ?

(2) Lunch: _____ or _____ ?

Respectfully submitted,

Your National-Security Team

PS: As you may be aware, {DECISION _____} midterm elections are coming up and we're in danger of losing the _____. _____ wants to know if there's somewhere {_____} you'd like to invade. _____ Or should we just let _____ be the decider?

Bruce Feirstein