Vanities

IN BARACK-TER

... STARRING FRED ARMISEN

February 2009 Howard Schatz
Vanities
IN BARACK-TER

... STARRING FRED ARMISEN

February 2009 Howard Schatz

You’re at your first official White House dinner, trying not to nod off while Joe Biden regales your table with tales of brokering backroom deals with Howard Baker in the 70s.

You’re in a meeting with your national-security team when an aide whispers in your ear that the Reverend Jeremiah Wright has just shown up unannounced at the White House gates.

A month after your inauguration, you discover that Dick Cheney’s “undisclosed location” was a pantry in the private residence—and he’s still there!