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1. You're a factory foreman with $200 riding on the game, watching your team's placekicker muff a 23-yarder with 0:01 remaining.
2. You're a hr st-time skydiver, reacting to your instructor's saying it's your turn: "What? Can't hear you! Sorry... what?"
3. You're in the back row of sixth-grade health class, exulting with your pal in the fact that your female teacher just uttered the word "penis."
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