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You're the new longboarder on the secret beach with the famous break, preparing for the onslaught from the territorial locals.
You're a suburban car dealer demonstrating in your three A.M. ad slot how much your customers $$$AVE when they come to you!
You're a Romanian gymnastics coach, exasperated at the failings of your 12-year-old star pupil, screaming, “You are imbecile!”
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