Vanities

IN CHARACTER . . . STARRING CHERYL HINES

June 2011 Howard Schatz
Vanities
IN CHARACTER . . . STARRING CHERYL HINES
June 2011 Howard Schatz

IN CHARACTER . . . STARRING CHERYL HINES

HOWARD SCHATZ

1. You're at a college reunion, vamping while you try to remember who the hell this pudgy bald guy is who's saying he knows you gottagotta-gotta remember him.

2. You're opening the door at 1:15 A.M.foryourhusband, who forgot you were giving a dinner party, went to his poker game, and turned off his cell.

3. You're an angry first wife, hearing from a friend that your ex-husband's 24-year-old replacement wife is cuckolding him with Yoni, the suave Israeli dog groomer.