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HOWARD SCHATZ
1. You're at a college reunion, vamping while you try to remember who the hell this pudgy bald guy is who's saying he knows you gottagotta-gotta remember him.
2. You're opening the door at 1:15 A.M.foryourhusband, who forgot you were giving a dinner party, went to his poker game, and turned off his cell.
3. You're an angry first wife, hearing from a friend that your ex-husband's 24-year-old replacement wife is cuckolding him with Yoni, the suave Israeli dog groomer.
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