Vanities

IN CHARACTER . . .

March 2010 Howard Schatz
Vanities
IN CHARACTER . . .
March 2010 Howard Schatz

1.) You’re a celebrity guest at a White House state dinner, forced out of desperation to finally confront the creepy “nobody” crasher who has been trying to catch your attention all evening.

2.) You’re a Kansas homemaker on vacation in Vegas, enjoying the stage show of the hypnotist, who has successfully programmed his volunteer (your husband) to quack like a duck.

3.) You’re in the fourth row of a high-school auditorium, watching as your 15-year-old daughter begins singing Annie Oakley’s “Doin’ What Comes Natur’lly” and freezes halfway through.