Vanities

IN CHARACTER ...STARRING MICHAEL McKEAN

NOVEMBER 2010 Howard Schatz
Vanities
IN CHARACTER ...STARRING MICHAEL McKEAN
NOVEMBER 2010 Howard Schatz

1. You’re a high-school freshman watching with your buds as your mirthless female health teacher demonstrates, with a summer squash, how to apply a condom.

2. You’re the too-good-to-be-true new boyfriend of a single mom, alone for the first time with her five-year-old, letting him know what’ll happen if he don’t shut his yap.

3. You’re a gentleman whose enjoyment of Mozart’s “Serenata Notturna” has been abruptly disturbed by the very public vomiting of a fellow concertgoer.