The COASTER Correspondence

VANITIES

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VANITY FAIR SuSAN WHITU. Puoyo GHAPHY Disicto~

)N I I I)ENTIAL TO: Gravdon Carter, Chris irctt, David I lan-is, John Banta RE: Project I lolden lellow Keepers of the Secret: Annie is all set to go up to Cornish on Monday for the shoot. But before we go through with this, the subject's demands are getting pnity weird. lie is dictating that there he "no Y chromosomes on the property besides Ed." I Ic wants catering from the Cauldron, a health-food place in the I last Village that hasn't been open for at least 20 years. I Ic wants "two girls in majorette outfits"not sure it he means for the photo or as a permanent gift. I mean, is this worth it~ Does anyone still care after all this time?