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Vanities
A TWIT'S TWEETS
Vanities
A TWIT'S TWEETS
A TWIT'S TWEETS
As dutifully transcribed CRAIG BROWN
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump • 17m
When elected U.S. President, my first act will be to introduce 5000 sharks to the coast of Alaska. Useful to send a strong message to Putin.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump • 19m Weakest Pres, in our history.
Faced with threat, acts like a woman. #trump2016
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump • 20m
@BarackObama just sitting on his African-American ass doing zilch about forthcoming Soviet invasion of Alaska.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump • 22m
Have you seen how close Russia has gotten to Alaska recently? Just measured it. Not even a quarter-inch on my map. Frightening.
