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SUGGESTED PICKUP LINES for DONALD J. TRUMP'S INAUGURATION
Fanfair
SUGGESTED PICKUP LINES for DONALD J. TRUMP'S INAUGURATION
•♦"You're a real fat pig, you know that? Wait! How come that works when the president-elect says it?!" ■♦"Don't worry. If you're bad in the sack, we'll just blame it on the immigrants, the minorities, or the lamestream media." ■♦"I've only read two books:The Art of the Deal and the Kama Sutra." ■♦"Check out my diploma from Trump University. It doubles as my colostomy bag." ■♦"Look, I had my hands shaved down to 'Trump size.' Super-painful but so worth it!" ■♦"A lot of people ask me if this is a Trump wig, but nope—it's all natural! I was in an industrial accident."
