Vanities

THIS OR THAT: ARE YOU HIGH BRO OR LOW BRO?

OCTOBER 2025 CHRIS BLACK
Vanities
THIS OR THAT: ARE YOU HIGH BRO OR LOW BRO?
OCTOBER 2025 CHRIS BLACK

THIS OR THAT: ARE YOU HIGH BRO OR LOW BRO?

VANITIES

YOU'VE PROBABLY NOTICED the term "bro" being thrown around a lot more lately, whether it's "hey, bro," the interchangeable "bruh," or "bromance." The endless discussion around the power of the manosphere has firmly placed the term back in the lexicon. It used to be seen as a slight, a descriptor for a particular kind of guy who liked sports, drank domestic canned beer, worked in finance, and may have dabbled in some misogynistic views. He graduated from an Ivy League school or scraped by at an ACC or SEC state school. That style of "low bro" is a bit of a relic. He has been dethroned by the "high bro." Today's sleek, updated version is more culturally aware, curious, well-read, and evolved. It's okay for a high bro to care about fashion, movies, music, and books, while still happily partaking in sports gambling and annual fishing trips. He lives an urbane and interesting lifestyle, drinks espresso martinis with his gay friends, watches Bravo, and goes to therapy, but still pays extra for the NFL RedZone package. It's a step in the right direction.

CHRIS BLACK

LOW BRO

Far Lipper West Side

Equinox (all access)

DraftKings

Lululemon ABC Classic-Fit

Steak (rare)

Whole Foods

David Beckham

This Past Weekend With Theo Von

Top Gun: Maverick

Tom Ford Tuscan Leather

Four Seasons Hotel New York Downtown

TRT and Celsius

Cava

Dirty martini with blue cheese olives (extra cold)

The Corner Store

Peter Luger Steak House

Rivian truck

Natural wine

Raya+

Promix

The Miami Beach Edition

RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBORHOOD

GYM

MEDIA MUST

DAILY UNIFORM

PREFERRED FORM OF PROTEIN

GROCERY STORE

STYLE ICON

PODCAST

MOVIE

SCENT

BUSINESS HOTEL

BREAKFAST ORDER

LUNCH SPOT

LIBATION

DINNER SPOT (REGULAR)

DINNER SPOT (WITH YOUR BROS)

CAR

STATUS GIFT

DATING APP

PROTEIN POWDER

VACATION SPOT

HIGH BRO

Tribeca

Forma Pilates

Feed Me1

Vintage Levi's 501

Rotisserie chicken

Happier Grocer

Jeremy Allen White

How Long Gone (which I cohost with Jason Stewart)

Top Gun: Maverick

Byredo 1996

The Greenwich Hotel

Homemade overnight oats with organic berries

The Odeon

Mezcal Negroni

Torrisi

Thai Diner

Land Rover Defender

Loewe Large Tomato Leaves candle

Instagram DM

Ka'Chava

GoldenEye