Vanities

Intelligence Report

July 2000 Richard Rushfield, Adam Leff
Vanities
Intelligence Report
July 2000 Richard Rushfield, Adam Leff

Intelligence Report

Viva! Viva!! Las Vegas!!!

HOTELIER

WHALE

ENTERTAINER

SHOWGIRL

AMERICA!

HOMETOWN

Passaic

Taipei

Baden-Baden

Anaheim

Tampa

GAME

"The only way to win is to own the place."

Baccarat

"I'm 17 months off gambling."

Nickel slots

TRANSPORT

Bell 412EP twin-engine chopper

BMW 330Ci convertible

'98 Chrysler minivan

LITTLE BUDDY

Wolfgang Puck

24-hour butler

The Evil Queen

Swedish publicist

Klingon blackjack dealer in the Star Trek wing at the Hilton

ICON

Kerry Packer

Louie Anderson

FASHION STATEMENT

Stiff, dark pompadour

Black Caesars neck towel

Codpiece

Chandelier headdress

Hemmed jean shorts

PICKUP LINE

"How'd you like to get RFB'ed for life?"

"They said I can have whatever I want."

"You like I make your wife disappear?"

"I'm the third topless

one on the right."

"What are you down?"

MAKE-OUT SPOT

Pump room underneath the dancing-waters show

Presidential Suite at the Venetian

Rumjungle at Mandalay Bay

Stratosphere roller coaster

BRUNCH

Club sandwich and Diet Coke in the corporate dining room

Two P.M. breakfast in bed at the Jungle Palace

U. N. L. V. cafeteria

$10.95 Horseshoe Hotel buffet

SNACK FOOD

Steve Wynn's mother's bread pudding

Camembert mashed potatoes at the Paris

Myoplex Deluxe protein shake

Steve Wynn's mother's bread pudding, served at the Treasure Island buffet

ACCESSORY

$10 million Dale Chihuly glass flower sculpture

In-room two-hole putting green

2.5-million-gallon tiger swimming lake

Velour pasty tassel

CLUBHOUSE

The Meadows School P.T.A.

Venetian Baccarat Salon

Q Sports Club

Stephen Yearick

Mirage Lagoon Saloon

Soft 17

DESIGNER

Mr. Choi of the Kowloon District

PET PEEVE

Buffets

The number four

Tiger bites

Rope burn

AFTER-HOURS CLUB

Shadow Creek members' bar

Venetian Campanile Tower

Studio

Spearmint Rhino disco

Fremont Street Experience

CAME TO..

Find the elusive melody which when heard leads to our fondest dreams!

Be part of the topless snake festival of Arboc at the Riviera

MOTTO

A destination for kids from 6 to 60!

"My government will cover this."

Spectacular enchantment for only $89 including two drinks.

"This is the only place where I can do Chinese poles and own my own home."

"It's not 'All You Can Eat' 'less you eat all you can!"

RICHARD RUSHFIELD

ADAM LEFF