Intelligence Report

VANITIES

The musicians

ROLE MODEL ▲ Mick ▲ Puffy ▲ Britney ▲Shania ▲ Beck TRAINING GROUND The Marquee Fulton Street Mall Mickey Mouse Club ► Bluebird Cafe Spaceland HANGOUT East Hampton Tour-bus The Pancake Pantry, The Coffee House, pillow room Nashville West Hollywood ACCESSORY Paternity test Bulletproof vest A Navel gem Producer-Svengoli Bed hair husband ACCESSORY Wynonna '88 Six Million Dollar Man IN THE ATTIC Bike tights Eight-ball jacket Mr. Microphone frizz wig A lunchbox DESIGNER Versace Sean John Dolce & Gabbana Marc Bouwer Marc Jacobs HOMETOWN Birmingham, U.K. "Strong Island" “I've since been I was on the six." road Ontario, Canada Brentwood BLACK SHEEP Sting ► Eminem A Ginger Chris Gaines A Evan Dando ROMANTIC Wife No. 12 Splits time between girlfriend dfriend "Carson Dalys "Tryin to get back “I’m taking some time to STATUS missing in Aruba and "the mother of my children" rhildren" kind of hot." tf on my feet." focus on myself." ENTOURAGE Interventionist Scapegoat chauffeur >ur ⅛ Diet technician Her eight sisters Andy Dick MENTOR Lazard Freres Russell Simmons A Dr. Drew Dolly Parton A Johnny Depp 74,852 groupies couldn't be "What’s krizznickin', "I'd like to give something wrong, luv." bee-ahch?" "Do I look bloated?" back to my fans." "Just don't touch the hair." A1980sSports SEX PARTNERIllustratedswimsuit Former Fly Girl "Saving myself Fan-club president Winona issue cover girl for the one." BEST-KEPT ⅝ “Kiss the Chef" Implants ► Bat Mitzvah Mail-orderSECRET apron catalogue heir SIGNATURE ^^^^East Coast vs. West Coast . A LeAnn Rimes "She turned her back on the SCANDAL Bill Wyman's pedophilia vs. father people who brung her here." Kurt Cobain's death DRUG Scag Cognac and blunts c Reese's Pieces A Paxil and grits Scag and purge PLACE TO Maximum-security GET REAL VH1 Storytellers D-block TCBY Fan Fair Yoga class WHAT KEEPS Weekly blood ► "The Creatah" Mother "Mah fans" Wizened boho grandpappy THEM GROUNDED transfusions

ADAM LEFF

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