Intelligence Report: THE STAR SYSTEM

MOVIE STAR

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ROCK STAR

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PORN STAR

HEAD OF THE CLASS CENTER OF GRAVITY HANGOUT BIG COOL FRIEND TATTOO SIGNATURE ATTIRE DIET SIDELINE AWARD DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC WILL HAVE SEX FOR ... VEHICLE

Tom Hanks Malibu Malibu Country Mart Shingle beach house with French Quarter detailing Paul Allen Martin -Short Slightly torn T-shirt Deepak Chopra raw-food diet Personal chef "Definitely not a candidate for president." Crossroads School Parent of the Year Childlike wonder World peace Volvo Cross Country station wagon Cigarette commercials in Korea

Jenna Elfman Beverly Hills flats The Scientology Celebrity Centre Cream petit chateau with harlequin theme Kirstie Alley Giovanni Ribisi [Harmony] Dolce & Gabbana Baby T D'Adamo Blood Type Diet Campaigns against psychotropic medications Level 14 Advanced Thetan Moistness Producers Black Range Rover Autobiography

Chris Robinson Hollywood Hills The Whiskey Harry Houdini's gated Moorish estate Ony Osbourne Boys from back home Dragon Sleeve Bell-bottoms, no shoes Sedona Method The Fabiolus Cafe on Melrose Owns restaurant in hometown Vidal Sassoon's Special Achievement in Complex Hair Marlboro Reds Respect Silver Porsche 911 Trying to stay positive

Robert Wagner ! The Polo Lounge Spanish castillo with drawbridge driveway General Pinochet Angie A Dickinson U.S.S. Indianapolis Cropped bathrobe and clogs The orange-food diet Pitches personal vegetable slicer on QVC People's Sexiest Man Alive, 1974 Riviera tan __, Old times' sake Metallic Gold Jaguar XK8 Picket line, front and center

Jenna Jameson Chatsworth T.G.I. Friday's, Woodland Hills 70s efficiency unit with cottagecheese ceiling Howard A Stern "The backup guy" (on call in case of erectile dysfunction) You break, you buy. Zebra-print Lycra bodysuit "No food aHer six" diet Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas Customized fan videos The Hot d'Or (given at Cannes) Childlike wonder A Frequent-flier miles Suzuki Samurai "The show must go on."

RICHARD RUSHFIELD

ADAM LEFF