Intelligence Report: THE SUMMER HOT SPOTS

ADIRONDACKS

SAINT-TROPEZ

HARBOUR ISLAND

HAMPTONS

IBIZA

JUST GOT IN FROM...

The Main Line

The West Indies

Manhattan

"The City"

Birmingham, U. K.

ARRIVED VIA...

Dodge woody

Wally Yacht

Gulfstream jet, then a launch from Nassau

Mercedes SL 600 convertible

British Midland airlines

HONORARY MAYOR(S)

Marylou Whitney

Giorgio Armani

India Hicks

Lizzie Grubman, Lauren London, Lara Shriftman

Paul Oakenfold

LEADING

OCCUPATION

Aluminum heir

International

celebrity

Former model

"The next Peggy Siegal

Club-flyer boy

TYPICAL OUTFIT

Black-tie and A water skis

Diamond-studded bikini

Chateau Marmont T-shirt and shorts

TSE cashmere, Adidas flipflops, Gucci sunglasses

Nike Dri-Fit shirt, cargo Capri pants

CENTER OF GRAVITY

Ausable Club

Dunmore Town

Lotte Berk

Manumission at Privilege

DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC

Hemlockbark wall applique

Johnny Hallyday

Pink beaches

Jason Binn

Second-degree geniialia sunburn from sleeping on beach

WAKE-UP TIME

Two P.M.

Nine A.M.

II A. M.

Four P.M.

HANGOUT

Noon Mark Diner

le Club 55

Pink Sands hotel

Angermanagement class

Croissant Show

DINNER

Potter's

La Place des Lices

Gusfey's Tavern

Nick & Toni's

Prosciutto sandwich from stand in So Pena

NIGHTCLUB

Square dancing at the neighbors'

les Caves du Roy

Sloppy Joe's

Jet East

^Amnesia

EVENT OF THE SEASON

The Idems Race

Gunter Sachs's White Party

Prominent industrialist's back hair clears beach

^ Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge

British bank holidays

PICKUP LINE

"Didn't I see you in my blacksmithing I ^ class?"

"Weren't you Brigitte Bardot?"

"Which Spice are you?"

"We can lake you from (His! to B-list with, like, one mention."

"What time does the auto-fellator perform?"

ACCESSORY

Stuffed narwhal penis over mantel

Eye patch

Jimmy Buffet

PalmPilot calorie calculator

Vicodin

SCANDAL

Murder at Big Moose Lake (1906)

Wives sleeping with helicopter instructors

Sean Connery orders aggressive bagpipers to board Jean Pigozzi's yacht

Faux Rockefeller cousin

Tainted foam at Spuma party ,

MOTTO

'Good luck, sportsmen!"

'Topless obligatoire!"

Not just a tax oven anymore.

We just come for the beaches.

"a beze a-partying!"

RICHARD RUSHFIELD

ADAM LEFF