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SCHOTT'S METAPHORICAL DISTANCE-O-METER

May 2007

SCHOTT'S METAPHORICAL DISTANCE-O-METER May 2007

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SCHOTT'S METAPHORICAL DISTANCE-O-METER

May 2007

SCHOTT'S METAPHORICAL DISTANCE-O-METER

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May 2007 | Vanity Fair

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