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IN CHARACTER . . . STARRING DAVID SCHWIMMER

October 2008 Howard Schatz
IN CHARACTER . . . STARRING DAVID SCHWIMMER View Article Pages
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IN CHARACTER . . . STARRING DAVID SCHWIMMER
October 2008 Howard Schatz

IN CHARACTER . . . STARRING DAVID SCHWIMMER

HOWARD SCHATZ

You're the last New England Patriot left in the locker room on February 3, 2008, knowing that the chance of a lifetime has been missed.

You're a young entomologist on a research trip along the Amazon, happening upon a previously unknown species of borer—your ticket to tenure.

You're the tightly wound girls' volleyball coach at a posh prep school, screaming at your well-brought-up players to "crush 'em, make 'em cry!"

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