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VANITIES

As Hollywood continues to mine childhood for cinematic inspiration (see Transformers, Battleship, and G.I. Joe), we look into our own Magic 8 Ball to conjure up next summer's entries in the "toys into films" genre

BRUCE FEIRSTEIN

ROSS MACDONALD

DARROW

THEY'RE PLASTIC THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND ONLY ONE MAN CAN TAKE THEM DOWN: BRUCE WILLIS

AND COMING SOON TD A MULTIPLEX NEAR YOU ...

From the team that brought you BOOGIE NIGHTS...

Starring RALPH FIENNES as Abraham Lincoln andLIAM NEESON asRobertE.Lee...

JENNIFER ANISTON andRYAN REYNOLDS jind romance in the kitchen...

For your OSCAR consideration.

MY LITTLE PONY FROM PONYVILLE TO HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD—ALL PINKY WANTED WAS A CHANCE.

LINCOLN LOGS A HOUSE DIVIDED WILL NOT STAND.

EASY-BAKE OVEN IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

BOGGLE HOW DO YOU SPELL HORROR?