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The Kiss Machine, A New Marvel of Science
Which Enables Us to Distinguish the Genuinely Ecstatic Article from, the "Just as Good" Imitations
A NOTE ABOUT THE KISS MACHINE News comes that, following the Radio and the talking machine, an electrical invention has been perfected to test kisses, to measure their force, and analyse their emotional ingredients. While we wish the machine well, we hope sincerely that it will never be installed in residences which we are wont to pay our devoirs to the ladies
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