The "_" to the Stars!

L.A. INTELLIGENCE REPORT

PSYCHIC 10 THfc STMS

COSMETIC SURGEON TO THE STARS

STlUfl TO THE STARS

YOGA GURA TO THE STARS

POLITICAL ADVISER TO THE STARS

B.M.O.C.

Slarsk\ A Cox

Dr. Arnold Klein

Rachel Zoe

Gurinukh Kaur kbalsa

Marge Tabankin

Marketing Triumph

Sexstrology

SkinMediea TNS Ml Body Mist

Style A to Zoe

Bountiful. Beautiful, Blissful

An Inconvenient Truth

Center of Gravity

Topanga

Bel Air

Robertson

Silver Lake

Brentwood mart

Bete Noire

Blocked pathways

Collagen junkies

Forehead trenches

Sedentary ear culture

"Loudmouth stars who ruin it for the good ones."

Signature Client

ScoJo

Michael Jackson

Nicole Richie

Cindy Crawford

Barbra Streisand

Specialy

Journey ing

Race-reassignment surger\

Skinny wrists

Third-eye work

Non-denial denials

Pickup Line

Didn't I meet you during the Second Crusade?"

"Aren't those my work?"

"How are you roping while she's in rehab?"

"There's no part ofmethat doesn't bend."

"I 'd he careful saying that in public."

Lunch

TradiNoi .

⅛⅝ Brighton Coffee Shop

⅝ ireengrass ^

Julia no's Raw

Ira ft

Dinner

Giorgio Baldi

M r. Chow

Koi

Imperial Expainsion Plan

Spirit-guide D\ D series, cabaret act

Patented massmarket fuchsia skin masque

Nabbing Su/.v Menkes s seat at fashion shows

Inaka

Yicenti

Discovering the eighth chakra

Reiner in 2012

Alma Mater

Adytum mystery school

Dr. Ivo's Rio workshop

magazine

HaightAshbury

U. ofWisconsin Student Governance Association

look

Cougar-print pashmina. bangles

Black tuxedo shirt. Pan P au Aegna blazer

Spaghetti straps, hair nsions, a n r countenance

billowy, diaphanous whites, heal to toe

Dated, heavily shoulder-padded

Skeleton in

Scientologv referral swaps

Failed permanent. . goalee-implant n . ' experiments

Fat Bat Mitzvah video

Cuts wheatgrass juice with Grapefruit tablets

~ , . turned onbv i)ickrhene^ u,cKi neney

Mott

"Steer clear of SA(1 men."

"I think the real you might be Asian."

"I'll have two and half asparagus."

"Set your intention ^ to Bliss.'"

"You would not believe how well informed that woman is."

ADAM LEFF

RICHARD RUSHFIELD