INTELLIGENCE REPORT: AMERICA AT WAR

WORLD WAR II

KOREA

VIETNAM

THE GULF WAR

THE IRAQ WAR

SIGNATURE GENERAL

George S. Patton

Douglas MacArthur

William C. Westmoreland

H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Tommy Franks

SOBRIQUET

The Good War

The Forgotten War

The Dark Tunnel

Desert Storm

Operation Iraqi Freedom

GUIDING HANDS

Special Relationship

The Containment Boys

The Best and the Brightest

New World Order

Neocons

SHOWCASE WEAPON

B-52

Choppers

Napalm

Patriot missiles

Predator Adrone

HERO REPORTER

Ernie Pyle

Clete Roberts

David Halberstam

Arthur Kent

David Bloom

HERO ANCHORMAN

Edward R. Murrow

John Charles Daly

Walter Cronkite

Peter Arnett

Ted Koppel

CATCHPHRASE

"Kilroy was here."

"Can do.

"FUBAR."

"Mother of all battles."

"Lets roll."

CARE-PACKAGE TOY

Paddle with ball

Slinky

Tape deck

Game Boy

PlayStation 2

RATIONALE

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

Police action

Domino theory

Line in the sand

"After all, this is the guy who tried to kill my dad"

ENEMY MOUTHPIECE

Tokyo Rose

Sergeant Shaw, Laurence Harvey's character in The Manchurian Candidate

Hanoi Jane

General Tariq Aziz

Baghdad Bob

SPORT

Stickball

Touch football

Surfing

Laser tag

Coalition football

PICKUP LINE

"U-boat or my boat?"

"All this talk about parallels

Didn't I meet you in the shit?"

"This will not stand.

"Lemme show you my personal Green Zone."

SONG

Dont Sit Under the Apple Tree"

"On Top of Old Smokey"

Light My Fire

"Bring the Noise"

"Hey Ya"

BELLE OF THE WAR

Betty Grable

Marilyn Monroe

Raquel Welch

Christina Applegate

J.Lo

R&R SPOT

Piccadilly Circus

Tokyo

China Beach

U.S.S. Missouri

Dubai

U.S.O. HEADLINER

Bob Hope

Bob Hope

Bob Hope

Robin Williams

Al Franken

RICHARD RUSHFIELD

ADAM LEFF